progrets

Progrets (noun): Regrettable behavior that was actually COMPLETELY worthwhile

Bob: I'm starting to have progrets about that 5-day adventure in the Caribbean with that blonde...it cost me my job, my family, my house, my dog, and even my lawnmower.

Steve: Dude, I saw that blonde. It was worth it.

Bob: Hence the "progret," Steve. I really just wanted to bring it up again.

by sirbeefcake44 November 22, 2011

programming hydra

A programming hydra is problem of trying to patch one bug in a program only to create more with the patch.

John: I thought you said you were going to patch your program?
Kevin: I did patch it.
John: Well it has more bugs now.
Kevin: Ah yes, the programming hydra. Patch one bug and two more take its place.

by Hanokite November 15, 2017

Proggle

Proggle Proggling to meddle, or snoop into someone's personal business and belongings.

"I hate when my cousin comes to the crib, he loves to proggle."

by FLG2K2 May 23, 2018

Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020

Progastinating

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021

Procrasti-progress

the act of getting lots of useful but unimportant things done in order to avoid one un-pleasant task.

I had a great procrasti-progress day. I cleaned the house and my car but didn't get anything done about my taxes.

by Yukonruby March 4, 2010

Nostalgic Progression

In relation to video games: giving the feeling of nostalgia in a series full of nostalgia while keeping the gameplay fresh to the point it'll be remembered as nostalgia in it's own right and not a gimmick.

What is Nostalgic Progression:

-Super Mario Brother 1, 3 and Super Mario 64
-Metroid, Super Metroid, Metroid Prime
-Castlevaina, 3, 4, Symphony of the Night
-Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Ocarina, Majora's mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess

What isn't:

-Super Mario Sunshin
-Metroid Prime 2 Echos
-Any 3D Castlevaina released to date(6/25/2010)
-Zelda 2, Zelda's Adventure.

by KanameTousen June 28, 2010