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Mom: "DiD yOu Do YoUr hOmEwOrK?!"
Son: "MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PROCRAFTINATING"
by JVLIA December 28, 2022
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Poocrastinating

When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.
Joy has too much work to get to today so she has been in the bathroom Poocrastinating.
by Inky water March 23, 2023
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Procrasinatingly

Procrastination but ending in "ly." This means doing everything last minute is better than if you would do it on time.
She is Procrasinatingly perfect.
by ahythizzhle November 22, 2024
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Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.
I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.
by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024
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Procrastibarking

The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.

Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"
by M1N0L3SS January 28, 2025
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