william parker

lanky piece of poo

dont be a william parker

by notafruitydon February 10, 2020

Charlie Parker

A person who is super sexy. They tend to have large egg-shaped heads and they smell like vinegar. They also have slight autism and an MPD.

Your head is so big you might be a Charlie Parker.

by JasonDRagon772 March 20, 2021

Preston Parker

Preston Parker is the best and most special person in the world and has 4 powers he will never tell anyone about, normally he will have light blue eyes an blonde hair. if the Preston does not have the qualities he will not have the powers.

one of are local hero's is Preston Parker he has 4 powers

by DUDEDUCKS24 May 5, 2021

neo parker

the 2nd whitest black man i know

neo parker like jon taylor

by rocco dauti October 30, 2021

To Parker down

A slang term to use your influence to pressure the local community to discount or give you something.

I’m going to parker down the local shop and see if they won’t charge me sales tax.

by Rs57 March 13, 2023

South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

by Tdawg May 18, 2015

Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner

Maine potato packers can be fun

by Incest is the best February 27, 2019