pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

PAP

a PAP is a punk ass pussy, similar to a dweeb, but more extreme.

Chad: Yo brad, check out this guy, he's drunk off of 3 beers
Brad: What a fucking pap

by BobbytheOGhummer April 4, 2023

Pap

A vagina that is often smelled before it is seen. Also can be defined as a procedure in which a forced orgasm is induced upon the clitoral region.

“I want to go get my pap smeared for my birthday,” said Stacy drunkenly.

by KINGPINUSN May 1, 2023

Pap

Untrue. Especially coming from a teenager.

Oh come on! That's pap!

by Dad-magnus December 19, 2021

PAP

PAP is an acronym for Plan At Pub.

Used when a group of friends want to go out but a rigid plan has not been put in place in advance; PAP facilitates last minute organisation of where the night will go.

What u saying tonight mate?

Not sure, 5 bells for a PAP?

by CongoNatty July 22, 2022

PaP

Short for ‘Pulled a Pete’. When a friend let’s you down last minute with his non attendance to a pre-organised event.

Oh that fucking twat has PaP

by SirTed March 2, 2021

The pap pap

When a person gives someone anal sex, cums, then pees inside the anal cavity

If you don't shut up I'll give you the pap pap tonight.

by Unisbitch August 4, 2018