Posercore

Also spelled "Poseurcore", the word is a rip on all of the bands that think they kick ass, but in real life, they're fucking poseurs. Examples include: Most bands with "-core" at the end of the genre name, all Emo bands, the Warped Tour lineup, and recent Green Day.

Coined in this conversation outside a Hot Topic:

Friend: "Dude, those bands piss me off! Come on, Christcore?! Metalcore?! Give me a break."

Me: "We should just group all those bands together and call it 'Posercore'."

Friend: (Laughs)

by Ov Fire And The Void April 21, 2010

Pause Game

How quickly you are able to pause a video of some sort. If you are able to pause the video on something that only shows for a fraction of a second, you have good pause game.

Damn, Bartholomew got some good pause game.

by Musabb May 9, 2020

Pause Not

Like from Borat, when you say a not joke but instead of just saying NOT at the end you say the pause.

Your shirt is cute pause not.

That's funny pause not.

Borat- This suit is black pause not

Borat Not Joke

by Lance Hay February 20, 2009

poser

One of the most overused words in the english language, especially by teens, and is probably one of the dumbest words as well. A poser is supposed to describe a person who pretends to be something they aren't and/or like something they don't. This word is too broadly used, and puts down people who want to try new things and want to get away from their past likings. I think it's a dumb word and the person who first used it should be punched in the family jewels.

idiot: Omg John is such a poser he wears Etnies and doesn't skate!!!
me: Why? because he likes their clothes?

idiot 2: Chris is a poser because he listens to punk but isn't really into punk
me: How do you think punk bands make money? from hardcore punks buying their CDs? They'd all go bankrupt in days if that was true, and punk music isn't just for a special group of people dumbass

correct person: Nicks a poser cause he

by clothes guy August 14, 2007

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!

by KoalE July 31, 2016

poser punk

trendy bastards that have rich parents and want to be noticed.and they might have a half mohawk.

you.your dog.your mom.

by no November 19, 2003

poser

some one trying to be something their not

Ashlee Simpson

OH MY GOD!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS SO ROCKIN'

by zach May 13, 2005