Nutty Royale

1 - during oral sex, after the man deposits his steamy gunk on the woman's (or man's) face, he uses his testicles to rub the cum all over the face, making sure every square inch is covered

2 - also during oral sex, but instead the load is held inside the mouth while the balls are licked/gargled

1

Josh: Holy shit im about to blow!
Sam: Wait I don't wanna swallow this time. I wanna feel it all over my face, give me a Nutty Royale.

2

Charlie: Dude, my balls got all jizzy last night.
Ian: Another guy's?!
Charlie: Nah, gave some girl the nutty royale.
Ian: Oh i see

by anian August 17, 2010

nettah

means for real. It is another word for really or seriously. It is usually used in combination with "Oh" as in "Oh nettah?!", which basically means "Oh for real?!" or "really".

Matt: What are you doing Saturday night?
Joey: Nothing much...I'm probably going to the movies. Why?
Matt: Because I got an extra front row ticket to the Astros game with your name on it.
Joey: Oh nettah?!
Matt: Nettah!

by TexasrebelJD August 28, 2006

Nutty Hunter

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit, throws it in the freezer and then has buttsex with a woman using said frozen turd as the penetrator.

Basically, a Nutty Hunter is reverse pooping.

by FONtheCON January 13, 2008

Nettoblaster

A nettoblaster is a CD player/radio with very poor sound quality. They are closely related to the ghettoblaster but their sound quality is severely inferior and listening to it for prolonged periods of time can make you want to commit suicide.

These poor quality CD players are often referred to as 'nettoblasters' because they are thought to have been bought from the shop 'Netto'. This shop sells goods at very low prices and because of this their quality is often reduced.

Nettoblasters can be seen (and unfortunately heard) in town centres all over the world. They are often found resting on the shoulders of teenage boys who feel the need to play their music as loudly as possible, and annoy as many people as they can in the process.

Billy: 'Where's that terrible music coming from?'

Rob: 'Those chavs round the corner bought a damn nettoblaster and are terrorising the neighbourhood with it!'

by Joshy94 February 17, 2010

Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2009

Netter

A Netter, not as ugly as a Bagger. Face only partially covered by a Net instead of a Bag.

-Maria is such a Bagger!
-Dont push it she's not that bad; what about a Netter?

by zellner September 10, 2011

Stinging Nettle

When one cums on a girls chapped lips, and she receives a stinging sensation. This is similar to what it feels like to eat salty potato chips when one has chapped lips.

"Dude her lips were red today, probably from the stinging nettle I gave her last night!"

by Batchofnettles November 23, 2013