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Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.
We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"
by Big Dick Danielson December 9, 2012
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Old Navy

A shop of overpriced bullshit that plays songs through the shop radio that gets stuck in your head. A very bad place.

Another word for Old Navy can be, Stupid.
Old Navy's lines are so damn long even my penis cant compare to them.
Person one: I love old navy! its such a great place! all the stuff there is a really good price!
Person two: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *slaps person one*
by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020
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old navy

a wonderful clothing company that makes a life worth living..
when a person wears old navy products i just plain want to wipe an ass on them and head fuck there evil clown mentality to hell
by flynigger February 7, 2004
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Old Navy

A really bad clothing store for men, women and child. They specialize in nothing but corny glittery tees that have pictures of dogs or cats on them or try to mimick more popular stores like abercrombie, hollister, and aeropostale. All other clothing sucks, and once you buy it you will only wear it once and never wear it again.
Amanda: Isn't the dog on my shirt so cute!?
Kaitlyn: No! You look like a seven year old! And you should REALLY stop shopping at Old Navy.
by prep February 21, 2005
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United States Navy

The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.
"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"

"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"

"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."
by HungryFlapJackDude April 17, 2010
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old navy

a store that sells really good clothes (mostly preppy)
I went and got the cutest distressed jeans from old navy this weekend!
by tgcgurly May 17, 2006
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old navy

relatively cheap, but not stylish clothing. i prefer them over paying a lot of money for preppy clothing. it also works as an ok substitute if you look hard enough for something that doesnt say old navy on it. But nonetheless, most peope that wear it are pretty white trash. but hey, i'de rather wear unlabeled old navy than aeropostal
one step above wal mart, but 5 down of AE
by Why cant we be friends April 23, 2005
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