1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.
2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...
2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006
Get the torpedoes mug.1. Phrase meaning to continue with the planned course of action despite known risks. Phrase quotes David Farragut, an officer in the Union navy in the Civil War. After receiving a warning about torpedoes (water mines) in the water ahead, he uttered the famous phrase.
2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' third release.
2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' third release.
1. Friend:"Don't go there, she's a real black widow. She wussified her last boyfriend.
Reckless young man:"Damn the Torpedoes, I'd hit that."
Reckless young man:"Damn the Torpedoes, I'd hit that."
by scobe May 18, 2007
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What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
Get the fruiton torpedoes mug.A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.
Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.
Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.
by Conor February 16, 2005
Get the Damn the Torpedoes mug.A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.
by Conor May 13, 2005
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Get the chest torpedoes mug.I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.
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