Muff Hunter

A friend of yours that goes out and hunts down a different girl every night.

The Muff Hunter is a guy on a hunt for the finest broad in the bar. His friends are irrelevant and his night sucks if he does not hunt down the finest muff in the bar. This person typically hooks up with a lot of different girls.

by jrosskap March 10, 2009

muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

by Rusanova October 20, 2010

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

muff clunkers

Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.

My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.

by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005

Muff Piggy

Of or pertaining to sapphic relations; a woman who finds herself performing cunnilingus; female, same-sex relations.

That Ashley, she is such a muff piggy.
Look at the girl, she is without a doubt a muff piggy.

by Jenna Tolls October 24, 2006

muff fluff

Slang for female pubic hair. Or a transgendered individual with hairy vulva.

Damn...bitch got so much muff fluff between them legs it looks like the amazon, without the rain.

by Brown Town 22 December 25, 2008

muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011