A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.
by BritishNinjaViking March 9, 2007

by Samuek August 18, 2008

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.
by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.
by actiondon April 18, 2009

by Zainium August 10, 2019

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.
by highfiveBK January 29, 2009

When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.
by D.H.M. July 12, 2011
