booze monkey

A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.
by BritishNinjaViking March 06, 2007
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monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.
"monkey tree cant pinch back!"
by Samuek July 22, 2008
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Monkey Jam

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.
Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.
by actiondon April 19, 2009
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Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.
You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.
by Feridon Hamidi November 26, 2021
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freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
by Zainium August 11, 2019
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Monkey Sandbagger

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.
by highfiveBK January 30, 2009
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muffler monkey

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.
The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.
by ryan_10304 October 28, 2007
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