booze monkey

A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.

Booze monkey! Fetch me more vodka.

by BritishNinjaViking March 9, 2007

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

Monkey Jam

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.

Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.

by actiondon April 18, 2009

freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

by Zainium August 10, 2019

Monkey Sandbagger

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.

Anand, you're a monkey sandbagger.

by highfiveBK January 29, 2009

Monkey Revolution

When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.

Bill: The Monkey Revolution is happening right now.
Jack: Crap.

by D.H.M. July 12, 2011