Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

meat taco

A females vagina

Can i eat your meat taco

by paige December 12, 2003

Meat Ram

Slang term for penis.

I'd like to splinter her gates with my meat ram.

by The Pen Is... August 12, 2011

meat socket

whore; loose woman who is only useful for her stench trench.life support system for a pussy.

She is nothing but a cheap meat socket.

by mersh923 May 5, 2006

Meat Bag

A derogatorily name for humans or other biological beings used by non-biological beings (i.e. robots)

"would you stifle it meat bag?"

by Metalord September 22, 2009

Bunny.Meatball-sydrome

Symtoms include:

- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently

- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words

- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.

- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.

- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECOMING"

- There are many other subtle symptoms, only a professional can properly diagnose Bunny.Meatball-sydrome

The kid failed at talking to the girl who obviosly wanted him and went to paint his bike instead because he has a sever case of Bunny.Meatball-sydrome.

by Who knows?? i'll never tell you! May 13, 2006

backdoor meat

Taking a cock in the ass.

I'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat.

by RedStore4 April 30, 2010