Masturbate

to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"

little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

masturbate

when u tuch hard pp

im going to go masturbate now, bye

by crypticwyvren January 26, 2020

masturbation

The thing that no one will do for you... Touch your privates.

“Hey”

“Wyd”
“Masturbation”

“Ew. Bye”

by purplegirl11111 November 4, 2017

masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

by Johny Hero December 14, 2008

masturbate

spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...

I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...

by Wraith April 25, 2003

masturbating

when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.

Phil likes masturbating.

by Nick Scott Boire April 9, 2006

masturbate

To "play" with one's self until orgasm.

(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?

by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009