gay marriage

A union that is usually meant for two men, or two women, however, some dumasses, like...governor's of California, get it mixed up sometimes!
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"i think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

by Nicole Cordero February 6, 2008

pro-marriage

a misleading term which entails restriction of marriage to heterosexual couples.

wait..PRO-marriage means you're against same-sex marriage? shouldn't it be called anti-marriage instead?

by KempoKhanX May 2, 2007

Boston Marriage

A relationship with a strong emotional bond between two people based on friendship. It transcends a typical friendship, but is not romantic. People in a Boston Marriage can be any combination of sexual orientations and genders and is not exclusive to just two people and it's possible to have multiple Boston partnerships.

My best friend and I are in a Boston marriage; we love each other more than family, but are not romantically involved with each other.

by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

open marriage

A total oxymoron and falacy. An act of sexual immorality bewtween a married couple. When a married couple, due to their sexual deviancy, agrees to have multiple sex partners, i.e. a married couple agrees to cheat on each other. This is totally stupid and oxymoronic because the word marriage suggests monogamy. Thats why a couple gets married. If they do not want to practice monogamy and commitment, then why get married? I don't feel as though ANY marriage can surivive as an open marriage.

The term open marriage is the stupidest thing ever. It is impossible because it is not based on love and commitment but rather, immorality, selfishness and convenience.

by [e-mail] October 17, 2007

marking your territory

Some animals cover an area with their scent to warn any other animals that they will not tolerate any competition in the area. Typically by pissing and shitting on it.

The animal marking the territory is usually already feared. If it isn't, it may have to enforce the marking of territory by initiating conflict with any animals that violate his territory.

This is usually an expression to refer to warning off potential competition.

Jenny: My husband has all these attractive female co-workers? What should I do?

Friend: Get to marking your territory. Put your best photo on his office desk. Have him leave with a ring on his finger.

by Sovereign2314 November 14, 2014

pre-sexital marriage

An arrangement in which a couple marries before having engaged in sexual intercourse.

"After several months without sex, Sarah explained to her boyfriend that the needed to take the car for a test drive. She was opposed to pre-sexital marriage."

by Maura Greene April 26, 2007

gay marriage

A union between two consenting partners of the same sex, which is still unaccepted in many parts of the U.S.

The two women exchanged their gay marriage vows and then proceeded to have a romantic honeymoon together in which they expressed their passionate love for each other.

by Booblover April 9, 2006