Malta Goya

The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.

I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!

by Uther Mandrell March 3, 2009

Malthe

Malthe is a hella dumb guy
Thea is much better than MaLthE

Malthe is dumb

Has good humor tho

Omg Thea Is just so much better than Malthe.

Gosh Malthe is kinda dumb.

Malthe is fUnNy.

by Potato Thea September 20, 2020

maltlicious

An eightball, or any other quart or forty of malt liquor that just happens to be the mother fucking shit.

After Ben and I drank down those quarts where the cops couldn't see, we couldn't help from commenting on how "maltlicious" they were>

by The talented Mr. Rector January 5, 2005

Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard

"Oh my god you're such a maltard"

by Tomm0 July 6, 2005

Maltroit

Commonly used word as a synonym to awkward or similar words or when a conversation gets awkward, or someone says something absurd that makes a conversation go quiet

Originating in G Town

I had to hang out with Jordan all last night, it was so maltroit.

-"When he told me that i laughed so hard that i literally peed in my pants!"
-*...*
-"MALTROIT"

Awkward Awkward Turtle Awk wtf wth weird situation sketch

by |||mahon\Tabby||| December 2, 2009

maltas

Pecker slapping your dog in the face while texting your mom in emojis as a form of secretive talk only because you're too much of a pussy to tell her you're gay and love gay sex with men 60 years or older.

David, quit being a maltas and tell your mom you're gay!!!

by busbarn August 30, 2016

Malth

A group of five girls named Mallarie, Ashton, Lexi, Taylor, and Hannah.
The group of girls come from Louisiana and TEXAS
When you ask one of the girls all of the girls are invited, and that's how it works

I asked Ashton if she wanted to go and I ended up taking the Malth with me.

by CloudWatcher92 April 27, 2017