micro softee

1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.

Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.

Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?

by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018

micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny

did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis

by purplehatguy July 9, 2022

micro stan

A very very very retarded group of people who stan the youtuber PoisonShocker aka Micro. Their brains are stuffed in with rocks which explains their lack of common sense.

2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments

E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!

Bro this micro stan is driving me nuts.

Yeah, they are dumb as fuck

by monosu May 8, 2021

micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass

Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun

by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021

Micro-blackhole

A blackhole that's microscopic in size, (aka. a quantum blackhole).

'The Hadron Collider, at CERN created a micro-blackhole, which grew so large that it swallowed The Earth.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

trix micro

Slow microing in TD games ( name of a youtuber )

wow, trix micro!

by thanhdoeszyx December 28, 2023

Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall

Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her

by $dan2rich March 1, 2021