Metro Surfing

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop

Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop

There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!

by Kitkatrh December 18, 2012

metro max

a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself

guy: Hey look at that hollister fag, hes such a fake
girl: ok
guy: at least im not fake
girl: dude, you are a wannabe metro, your the fakest person i know
guy: sh***********t

"Holy Heck! Look at that metro max, with his matching puma track jacket and shoes. He is SUCH a poser!"

by Brandi Lyn August 28, 2008

Metro or Metrosexual

A lip stick lesbian trapped in a male's body.

I saw a metro at the make up counter buying products for himself.

by Lloyd Lee September 13, 2005

metro sexual

I guy (obvoiusly) that takes good care of his looks possibly gay,bi,straight

justin timberlake

by chris P. May 28, 2004

metro nic

When a guy goes out shopping and buys a pink shirt in sydney AUS

U fag... ur now named mero nic

by MoRrY June 20, 2005

metro-sexual

a french person who,when reading from a french text book ,you cant determien there sex
they are a metro sexual

"yo chris,sup?"
naff mate.
aii,u know is pierre a boy or girl??
"dunno,proberly a metro-sexual!".

by izzyh January 26, 2008

Metro safe

The time that untill you can get a metro newspaper.

if you're late, you have to go soooooooooo fast to school, job or whatever in the morning

that means you don't have the time to get metro.. or you can't have.
cause earyl people took all of 'em.

like this situation.
(he woke up at 7:00)
he said "NOW IM IN METRO SAFE!!!"

(he woke up at 7:50)
"shit. i gotta shower and i have no time to breakfast omg"
of course no time to pick up a metro news..

by luv'ya"miles" March 24, 2010