hellbound messiah

When you engage in a sexual act and somehow end up stabbing a nail through your hand/foot.

"Yeah man, I did the hellbound messiah. I was railing her on my new porch and sunk my hand into a nail"

by Stonethrower April 3, 2019

massivous

A term originating in the early nineties to indicate something that is beyond massive in size.

1. That has got to be the most massivious woman I've ever seen -- look at those cankles!

by superkris September 10, 2004

massive builder

Someone who is a tank or a unit. These are guys that are such units, that u wouldnt want to piss them off. hope ur in their good books when they are angry.

first guy "Dude look at that massive builder"
2nd guy "yeah dude he's a tank"

by Shmick July 5, 2006

massive ovaries

the female equivalent to balls of steel and other such phrases.

Billy: "Dude did you hear someone tried to rob Jen?"
Fred: "No shit, really?"
Billy: "Yeah, he had a knife, but she kicked the shit out of him and chased him!"
Fred: "Damn dude that takes some massive ovaries"

by bringerofpain October 27, 2009

Massive Ego

When you think you’re the best

That guy has a massive ego, he thinks he’s the best at everything

by Syn3rgyy June 9, 2020

Massive Patricks

A colloquialism of Doncaster for having a massive pair of man boobs.

"Matt, have you seen the size of my massive Patricks recently? I think it is hormonal and absolutely nothing to do with the amount of burgers I shove down my cake hole"

by PatrickMcBigDong August 19, 2021

Massira

A Massira often speaks Japanese, but doesn’t speak facts.
If you have a Massira in your life, you’re very lucky and are entitled to free therapy

Is that a white Latina woman?
No dummy, that’s a Massira.

by MaybeImElisa December 15, 2021