by H0nyoka December 08, 2024
Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).
It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am
John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am
John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
by ogwannabee July 27, 2009
A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.
E.g.
Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
____________
Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
____________
Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
by FunkSpunk December 07, 2023
A slang for having intense sexual intercourse to a point where there are wet spots on the mattress and you need to flip it.
Mab: Where were you last night?
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
____________
Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
Funky: Oh we ended up flipping the mattress.
____________
Nassim: Hey girl, what's wrong?
Faeze: It's been so long that i got my mattress flipped 😫😩
by FunkSpunk December 14, 2023
by Teacher C March 24, 2019
by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025
A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’
by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018