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dragging the mattress.

To falsely accuse someone of rape.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.
"Isn't that Angy, I heard she just got raped?"
"No man, she was just dragging the mattress."
by Dragging the matress. April 25, 2015
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motel mattress

i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.
john: how many people have you been with?
mary: 10
john:u motel mattress
by Alyscia Goldsmith August 1, 2008
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Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.
Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "
by Kielbiski October 19, 2016
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floor mattress

<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.
Andy really needs to floor mattress that stripper tonight.

Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.
by clams luscious June 11, 2008
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Club Mattress

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.
by PapiLoco June 20, 2010
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booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
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spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men
by P mole December 9, 2013
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