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Leave the math to pidge.

An alternate way to express your suppressed feelings of love.
And Lance? Leave the math to pidge. :)
by WeHadABondingMoment July 9, 2018
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weapons of math instruction

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
by Jussi April 29, 2004
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Math Rock

I listen to math rock a lot.
by KaiTheAnimeGuy August 11, 2020
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Math Teacher

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.
by Kamuela April 1, 2009
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Math Sharks

People who walk over to your table and stare at your work then tell you what you are doing wrong. Most commonly named Ethan and/or Albert.
The math sharks came up to the table and told my friend that she forgot to divide.
by Aniroc aksag January 28, 2020
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Raptor Math

The act of mathematically determining your survival time should a velociraptor begin an attack at that very moment.
“Check my Raptor Math, here, but I think we'd have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”
by Skudworth February 4, 2012
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Incest Math

The branch of computational logic that deals with explaining the complex nomenclature of complicated interfamily relations
Incest math problem #1: Your son is your brother. Who did you fuck?

Incest math problem #2: You had sex with your aunt who is also your grandmother. What would your daughter be?

Incest math problem #3: There is an orgy at the Smiths house. Jacky and Jamie are twins. Jacky doing Jimmy who is their dad and uncle and and Jamie is doing John, her little brother and grandson. Jordana is doing her cousin who is her grandson and her 2nd uncle. She is also Jacky's mom. Justin is the great grandfather and the brother of John, and he knocks up Jamie who is his cousin. Jester the dog is doing the couch pillow. Explain the whole thing.
by erothumos November 23, 2015
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