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LOLITFAILED

Mumbo jumbo's rockets in Hermitcraft season 8. It is an acronym for Lunar Obliterating Launcher. It's The Fastest Astronautical Interspace Long-range Explosion Device used during the Big moon incident in an attempt to destroy the moon that was going to crash into Boatem town
I thought the initial LOL was bad but the acronym for this is LOLITFAILED ! Imagine calling your missile LOLITFAILED!........
by anonymous October 15, 2023
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Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
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loitering

man 1: this sign says no loitering!

man 2: you mean littering?

man 1: um... yeah *embarrassed*

man 2: why did you say imp air ass??

man 1: uhm... *rubs sweat off forehead*

man 2: never rub my forehead again.
by epicfloppagamer69 May 14, 2024
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Lolita

The only convincing love story of our Century”
Lolita is a great and tragic love story.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 23, 2025
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Lolitics

A portmanteau of "lol" and "politics".

Used to refer to political ideologies/policies that disregard the potentially severe repercussive consequences of said ideologies/policies in the interest of public amusement. Motives may vary, from wishing to mock and/or exploit the failures of a political system, to an intentional attack on these systems for perceived slights or failures; all of which are typically unsuccessful in liberal governments. These are determined as "lolitics" due to the singular motive of wishing to challenge, disrupt, harm, or overthrow a system for the sake of public entertainment.

Lolitics typically appears among disillusioned societies who feel that they have been abandoned or failed by their current political system, and turn to political memes and humor to cope with the ever-changing world and governments that they feel do not represent them.

See also: Trumpism
Mike: Did you read the news today? The White House declared martial law after expelling everyone who wasn't white or straight from the armed forces. And everyone on X is joking about it.
Joe: I've heard. It's lolitics at it's finest.
by NineEleven June 3, 2025
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human lolipede

Play on word/film title: human centipede

Another type of lol

Used in convosation
Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!

Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!

Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols
by human lolipede May 21, 2011
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Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.
Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
by Neoterist March 20, 2012
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