lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

by AJAW December 31, 2004

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Lindsey Effect

The phenomenon of seeing a friend or acquaintance by sheer chance extremely often and in extremely random places.

Also analogous to the gravitational "lensing effect," observed in astronomy.

Man: "OMG, I see Lindsey everywhere. She's in so many of my classes AND I run into her in the most random places in town. This can only be the result of a strange unseen force."

Woman: "That sounds like a case of lensing effect; when the force of gravity is so strong that it can bend light and causes stars (that should be hidden) to appear in multiple new places."

Man: "What did you say that was called... Lindsey Effect?"

by Malapropism? June 2, 2008

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Lindsey Lohan

A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.

Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.

by notlying2ya March 15, 2011

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