Kyle

A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009

Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet

Person 2: yeah

Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle

by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019

kyle

Some lit guy whom drinks monster. Is an epic gamer.

Yo is that my man Kyle.
Yea I think he is a Kyle.

by burnapplz March 1, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back

guess what, I just broke up with Kyle today.

by urlocalhoe June 4, 2019

Kyle

Kyle

Kyle called his mother a whore while punching the wall in his Monster energy drink-fuelled rage.

by BigDickGangsta'69 October 24, 2019

Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall

That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out

by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019

Kyle

A person who has a big dick

Kyle has a big dick.

by a_dumbass January 1, 2021