punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018

Choco Koala

The act of sucking toes and eating ass at the same time.

Person 1: this Bitch changed my life g. She sucked my toes and ate my ass at the same time.

Person 2: you got a choco koala ? Damn son your the man.

by Korin June 11, 2018

Sexy koala

When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off

"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."

by Mr fridge77 May 31, 2022

Koala

Often used as an insult for people with bright stupid ideas that somehow work.

"Yow! That's a koala moment right there."
"If it works, then it is a koala."

by GeorgeFriend December 9, 2021

Koala

Someone is cute but stupid, or just stupid.

Justin is such a koala. (No offense to people who has this name)

by Winderfouls March 8, 2022

Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022

koala brain

somebody who is really really really dumb

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd

by peter‽ February 5, 2022