jizzington

The most famous of jizz marks in the world. Often used to describe fancy jizz stains, or just used as a way to make your sentence seem funnier in a horrible, yet still hilarious way.

Guy 1: Oh, look!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: They're doing some jazz jizzington!

by Every1LuvsSeann December 28, 2024

Jizzsters

Noun
a woman or girl in relation to other women by sharing jizz from the same man.

Beverly and Ethel both slept with Archibald! They're jizzsters now!

by Meekthesneak February 7, 2025

Jizzated

A state of low energy and depression that is achieved by ejaculating multiple times in a row within a short timeframe.

I was watching porn all day yesterday. I was jizzated.

by Peemer Clark May 17, 2025

Jizzipline

training effect or rigor of penile experience, penile behavior and order maintained by training and control

The thirty year old bachelor had real jizzipline and could pound and pound as long as she needed or could cum quick so she could have an easy time blowing him. She still messes with him…

by SugarAndSalt October 19, 2025

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.

Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020

Jewish jizzkit

Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store

Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!

by thebarncrafter May 26, 2022

Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018