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Home of shitty food and fake bitches, its Christmas all year up in here with all the hoe hoe hoes. Frequent suicidal jokes
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Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
by Dave May 22, 2004
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jasper H

the most faily person alive
genraly a person who fails at everything they do in life
lol at that dude he's such a jasper H
by i haza life November 15, 2011
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Jasper T Jowls

The best antropomorphic doggo in the world!!! He's a cowboy who loves to play the guitar and sing, he loves hang out with his friend!!!
Awww Jasper T Jowls is cute!!!!
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jasper yerby

A crazy bitch who will meet a girl and want to fuck her in a minute and get titty pics from u when ur half drunk
by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020
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Jasper y

A bitch who is obsessed with tittes and wanna fuck u
Why jasper Y why
by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020
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Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat”
Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment
by Suspicious T May 8, 2021
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