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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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Hypers Hangout

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Person A:What is Hypers Hangout
Person B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by pplridots March 13, 2022
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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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doing a hyper

"Doing a hyper" is referring to when someone joins a discord call muted just to listen in on the conversation and then leaving a few minutes later without saying something. "doing a hyper" often comes with an eerie vibe, the feeling that you are just being watched or even stalked.

Ways to deal with this:

1, Have everyone unanimously agree not to talk when the "doing a hyper" users join.

2, When the "doing a hyper" user joins have everyone go to a different private call avoiding the user.
3, Confront the user about what they are doing. This can come out in 2 different ways, they could either dodge the question by staying quiet or leaving the call, or they could start talking making them no longer a "doing a hyper" user during that session.
P1: That person just joined call muted and said nothing, just to leave a few minutes later.
P2: I think you call that "doing a hyper".
by N1ghtmare November 13, 2021
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hyper blend

hyper blention is the act of over blending someone or something to the point where it turns into a singular color
Nate: *leaks new film*
Tyson: You should try to hyper blend yourself
by Your psusdonym October 5, 2022
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Hyper Lesbian

Somebody that is hyperly-active as a lesbian
Man, that mutherfucker, Robin.
Yeah, she's Hyper Lesbian.
by bombopbm March 12, 2022
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hyper-protest

A protest of hyper dimensions carried on by a rabid and fanatical mob.
The hyper-protest lived up to its name as many people were injured as well as fires were set to cars and structures.
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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