hazel

someone who doesn't get Steven universe and cant tell the difference from garnet and granite

person 1/ hey do u like steven universe?
person 2/ no im a hazel

by memetrash8 June 9, 2017

Sister Hazel

The polar opposite of the above definition.

"Kyle was SO wrong about Sister Hazel...I mean, come on. They suck."

by Rob October 11, 2003

sister hazel

A terrible band for preteen girls. They produce terrible music that you can't enjoy if you're not a preteen girl who hasn't hit puberty yet. This is the type of music that drives people to suicide, why would god let this type of shit exist? This band is the reason santa claus dosn't exist :(

My friend's roomate Josh likes sister hazel, he also likes anal sex with men... you decide.

by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006

Hawk Harrelson

The Chicago White Sox TV Announcer. He IS the greatest baseball announcer out there. He is legendary for his calls of , "You can put it on the board-YES!", "He Gone!" and "Ducksnort"

"Konerko hits it deep. stretch. He looks up, YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD-YES!!!!"

HE GONE! Thats the 12th strikeout for Mark Buehrle."

by R.W. April 23, 2005

Hazel eyes

A stunning mixture of green and brown in someone's eyes. The brown can range from a very light caramel to a deep, rich chocolate. Additionally, the green can range from a dark "army" green to a light chartreuse-green shade. Often these eyes change colors depending on what the person is wearing. Every pair of hazel eyes is unique which is also what makes them such a beautiful eye color.

"I happen to have hazel eyes, a mix of caramel brown and dark green. When I wear green shirts, it brings out the green in my eyes. When I wear black, my eyes look more brown."

"Hazel eyes are much more unique than traditional "baby blues" and could possibly even be called "heavenly hazel." :P what my bf calls mine

by DirtyBlondeBabe93 May 7, 2010

hazel

1. (uncountable) noun, the green-brown colour of some people's eyes
2. adjective, hazel eyes are a green-brown colour

Big, hazel eyes and cold, blue ones.

by Maciek Mazur January 4, 2005

Hazel

Someone who is fully acquainted with doors and/or enjoys the use of them, particularly for the use of sexual relations.

Oh man, that chick was quite a hazel; she was all over me before we entered the house so we did it right there.

by cr4z4ych!c4 June 29, 2009