henchgirl

A woman who works for any criminal organization such as a gang, criminal syndicate, or even the Mafia who gets paid a lot of money.

If they're in a gang or criminal syndicate, they'll most likely serve as the "girlfriends" of gang members and will kill, steal, cook for, clean up after, take care of, and have sex with them whenever they need it.

If they're in the Mafia, they'll either be "wives" or "honeys" of hitmen and will take good care of them, wait on them hand and foot like servants, fuck or "service" them, cook for them, fill in for them when they're sick, act as marksmen during heists, bail them out of jail whenever they get busted, and basically be the bitch and slave to all members of the Mafia except the Boss.

Hitman #1: Aw, man, I'm tired. Killing the laundromat owner really took a lot out of me. I'm horny now. Where's my bitch, Isabella?

Hitman #2: There she is now.

Hitman #1: Hey, toots. How about youse let me bang you till you moan and scream?

Henchgirl: Yes, Alfonso.

by Tanauthority007 November 11, 2009

Hinchy

The look one gets when they have been sniffing assholes all day, often accompanied with a scrunched face and discriminating attitude.

Mandy has been in Hinchy mood all day ever since mom told her to give Jenn's jeans back.

by Nemmer November 3, 2013

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

hunchback

Tall mann over 6 ft who likes small women under 5 ft tall also known as a adult pedofile or vice versa

Look at that hunchback with that little baby doll she could give him a nobby without getting on her knees

by TazzMann99 May 9, 2016

Hench

Derived from Henchman i.e. think of The Kingpin from the Marvel comic series, the fat headed white breed or rare bear may be considered "hench" per se, because apparently, as he says and I quote "over 90% of my body is comprised of pure muscle mwuahahahahah". And yeah that's the only vice the guy has, that he's a giant fat head with a freakish amount of muscle hanging off of his bones. A hench someone is someone considered very large and extremely dangerous i.e. Mongo from Blazing Saddles, Goldberger from Stir Crazy or any bouncer you'll see at a respectable club, though most of the guys are over-reactive idiots, nay isotopes of idiots - a rare fucking breed.

Oh check out Bazza the doorman, isn't he a hench one. Boys, I bet that with four of us we can chav tag-team this big ugly fucker and then happy slap him on our phones which we can never tell apart because we're not sure which are coming or going, but I have an incling that the guy will show me the lining of my rib cage before I'll ever take him down so maybe I'll just wait until the guy gets a dodgey knee or something.

by Robert Head December 24, 2008

hench

1. A derogatory term used to embarass and shame larger women.
2. A compliment to a fit-bodied male.

1. Woah, that girl is HENCH.
2. Oh my god, that guy is fit-hench.

by jadore June 4, 2005

Henching

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

by BadGrafter July 19, 2010