Hjalmarson

A creature whom is inable to observe obvious landmarks. They attempt to learn various skills which they are uninterested in in order to improve themselves however they are so fantastic already that it really doesn't matter.. booyahcasha. Cough Cough... lets continue this dis... Hjalmarsons are ill equipped to drive without constantly hammering the gas or the brake. COAST WOMAN COAST!
at least she has luxuriously long hair, that makes everything better...

Holy balls, if you keep this hjalmarson driving up i'm going to have whiplash!
I'm so so good at so so many things, i'll make half hearted attempts to learn how to bbq and skim board in order to increase my awesomeness...
OH MAN, LOOK AT THE HJALMARSON ON THAT... MELON?! ODD...

by hogan.just June 22, 2011

hjttp

Hand Job Through The Pants

She gave me a HJTTP at the theater during the movie.

by basicbri April 22, 2016

hjortbøl

Ugly person witt no hair

That Hjortbøl is ugly

by Carl bat November 21, 2016

hjalle

Hjalle is the coolest name a human being can have. A hjalle are cool, sexy and very smart.

He his so sexy. His name must be Hjalle.

by Hjalle December 12, 2016

hjordis

Ummm? This is a nerd. She has AKWARD glasses. She do not drink and smoke and she is white. She loves food and studying and never works out. Clearly a virgin.

Omgg she's such a hjordis!!

by Savagefauckingboyyyzz December 15, 2016

Hjaaught

1. To be surprised resulting in great emotion.

2. Utter disbelief AF.

3. Used to notify surrounding party that something has happened.

4. Yelled at sharp rasps, can be utilized to vend the popular ball game snack, hjaaught sausauges.

Hjaaught!!!!

by Lofallwellspilling October 29, 2017

hjärtan

hjärtan, in other words shat-on, is a phrase used when someone has been shat on (pooped on).

My dog hjärtan got shat on

by Jimmyboi12 February 26, 2018