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it’s a dutch word to say “how are you.”
dirk: “hey meid hoe gaat het?”
annefleur: “hjkkb.”
hjkkb by urkkmom March 19, 2021
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A non formal way of saying "how are you in dutch"
A: hjkkb.
B: im doin alright, thanks for asking!
Hjkkb by Vinnyvin January 29, 2022
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it’s a naughty thing😼 only people with (sex) experience know what it means.
person A: wanna hjkkb together?

person B: bet, where mamas?😼
hjkkb by Chickenheartlover July 26, 2022
is short for “hou je kanker bek” which means “shut your cancer mouth” in dutch.
teacher: “did anyone have any questions about the homework?”
mohammed: “hjkkb”
hjkkb by JoeBiden69420 March 18, 2026

hjkkndyvwyuhkoubdnidnoed 

when you get bored and you type hjkkndyvwyuhkoubdnidnoed
You: im bored *randomly types hjkkndyvwyuhkoubdnidnoed*
A thing to say to people you don't want to talk with (also the longer word is "hi just kidding bye")
Finnick:yo gn-
Me:hjkb *leaves*
Hjkb by gavrielisplayingroblox_yt September 19, 2026
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