Gunsexual

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.

Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

Guns N' Roses

Great rock n roll band of the late 80's and early 90's, blahblahblah. Basically kicked makeup hair metal bands in the ass with straight out rock n roll, not some GLAM OMFG!!1 But, it ended, cuz basically Axl pissed everybody off in the band and they left. Now, Velvet Revolver.

GNR was great
Nighttrain, Out Ta Get Me, Civil War, 14 Years, blah blah blah
Then Axl became a control freak, took over the rights for the name of the band, and he threw out ballads like November Rain, Don't Cry, blahblah.
The rest of the band didnt like it.

by TruthSpeaker August 4, 2004

Guns N' Roses

Axl Rose, Slash, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin, and Steven Adler

thats what Guns N' Roses is.

Aww man Appetite For Destruction is Great! thats what i call Guns N' Roses

What the fuck chinese democracy isnt Guns N' Roses! ITS SHIT!

by GNR lover April 12, 2009

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

big guns

Large Breasts on a female, Not used for male breasts manboobs

Jesus! Those are some Big Guns!

by Brian June 3, 2005

Bang Bang Guns Go Bang

'Bang bang guns go bang' is chanted in the chorus of 'Kiss Me, I'm Contagious', a well-known From First To Last song.
Possibly the WORST fad ever.
Used by "scene/emo" kids in their MSN display name, signatures (mainly Neopets) and on their Myspace profile, sometimes as a picture caption.

Usually accompanied by hearts (<3, </3, ect.), a badly cropped pistol or a picture of someone holding their fingers to their head, like a gun.

"</3 Bang Bang Guns Go Bang </3"

by Alice NOT in Wonderland August 29, 2008

gunsel

In prison, a cheap little punk.

Also in prison, a catamite.

Eduardo is going to cut that little gunsel.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005