guarandamntee

To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.

Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"

Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."

by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017

Guarenshee

The act of guaranteeing something, and I the outcome is not what is guaranteed then the person must shit their pants.

Tom B: I guarenshee that we will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
(5 hours later Tom B was forced to shit his own pants)

by Dwight Danger Schrute December 3, 2018

Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

guardonist

who looks at other people's social accounts but never puts an I like and his social accounts are private so no one sees

My colleague is a real guardonist she didn't put an I like in my social accounts always looks at my photos and then comments with other colleagues

by ginogino33 September 4, 2019

Vagi-Guard

the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father.

i'm going to the party with Sam tonight.
If only your vagi-guard knew about this..

by Tonicxboom October 24, 2008

noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.

Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"

by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010

ethan guardian eagle

Ethan guardian Eagle is a male name for someone who is extremely sweet and cares genuinely about...almost...everyone around him. He is compassionate and loving and would do anything to keep, protect, or prove his affection to the one he loves. He has a fantastic sense of humor and is extremely smart! he is extremely protective and ...romantic..in a sense!

person 1: I wish i had a boyfriend like that girl!
person 2: Who Ethan Guardian Eagle? Yah he is amazing to her!
Person 3: Every body loves him! Hes perfect!

by LessThanThree April 12, 2014