goofy missionary

When you're a big, silly, goofy guy and have missionary sex with your wife.

Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.

by NotMythicalchefTrevor April 27, 2023

Goofy ahh

Another way of saying goofy ass

“Look at this goofy ahh nigga”

by sageinctrl May 2, 2022

Goomy

Our Lord and Savior

All hail Goomy

Goomy pls

by The Nameless nigger November 17, 2013

Gooky Cookie

A game often played in jail/prison amungst inmates. a group of men circle around a cookie (usually an oreo with the cream center alreay eaten) and they masterbate on to the cookie. last one to blow their load has to eat the cookie.

they were bored and hungry so they played gooky cookie!

by hngsolo January 15, 2009

goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008

gooey

An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.

Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

goofy

A skateboarding stance, where you stand with your right foot at the front and put with you left foot and set it on the back of the board.

Eric Koston skates goofy.

by sheckyfan January 25, 2005