You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.
by Cotton Picker 69/420 January 11, 2016
by Metzgie June 30, 2019
When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.
This is clearly a boredom game.
This is clearly a boredom game.
Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"
by Bebo Fabula June 15, 2015
by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021
by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020
A round of 9 or 18 holes of golf where each golfer must suck down a glizzy/pocket dog prior to teeing off. If any player refuses, they're out. Vomiting is generally allowed, as long as the player had fully ingested the glizzy before puking it back out.
The losers must each buy the winner a glizzy back at the club house to celebrate (or any other previously agreed upon prize -- such as a round of hotdog water vodka shots, or hotdog water slushies)
The losers must each buy the winner a glizzy back at the club house to celebrate (or any other previously agreed upon prize -- such as a round of hotdog water vodka shots, or hotdog water slushies)
"Nice round of Glizzy Golf boys; love getting a round in at dawn before it gets busy. Let's hit the patio for a shot of vodka mustard and a round of relish margaritas."
"Oh shit, actually I still got a couple packs of glizsticks left in my bag if anybody wants to squeeze in a back 9 after."
"Oh shit, actually I still got a couple packs of glizsticks left in my bag if anybody wants to squeeze in a back 9 after."
by party on April 02, 2022
A motor vehicle made by the Volkswagen company. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. It is most known for its affiliation with boys who like to do ‘missions’ on the popular Birmingham road of Alum Rock
Bruv come lets do a mission. Grab the golf r and let’s drive up and down rock road and pick up bushra
by Theboyeesh August 24, 2019