Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 15, 2022

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 16, 2013

Glock With A Stick

A big glock, usually with a drum magazine or a dual drum magazine. Said by rappers all the time.

"My glock is huge, man. It's got a drum magazine. Get out of my face cause I got a glock with a stick."

by PDiddyIsMyDad February 10, 2025

GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK

Every child to face the earth This is pawpaw now gawk gawk my glock means that u should FUCK OF AND READ ALL THIS NONSENSE

U should gawk gawk my glock silly

by Pygrandpa November 28, 2022

GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK

Junaya,Jamal,Kyla,Koby,sesi,nabil,keira,lebene and uma ur reading this nonsebsebse so gawk gawk for life

PAPA YAW REALLYL WASTED GAWK GAWK MY GLOCK

by Pygrandpa November 28, 2022

Glock Drop

When two guys that are best friends each take a picture with there penises in each other mouths. This is not gay because no homo is in effect.

Those two guys are so.close they even have glock drops.

by Totally straight. April 02, 2022