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Sloppy Garrett

A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".

Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.
"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"
by The Sloppiest Garrett October 4, 2008
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Garrick

Garrick is an Old English name that means "one who governs with a spear" or "spear king". It is common as a masculine given name and as a surname.
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Stop garjiting on me garjit.
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Gerrits 'da whore.
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I want to Garrett Ginner my way into success!
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