angels grapefruit

A sex technique. The woman cuts the sides of a grapefruit off and a hole in the center for the man's penis to fit. She then blows the man (who is blind folded) while moving the grapefruit up and down and squeezing every now and then to act as a vagina.

Dana: Yeah I did angels grapefruit on Paul last night.
Carol: Oh wow. Did he enjoy it?
Dana: Hell yeah. Now he knows he could have been fucking a grapefruit his whole life.

by I-am-POTATO1 January 24, 2015

Grapefruit

You know what a grapefruit is you idiot why the hell did you search it on urban dictionary.

I only bought one grapefruit at the grocery store.

by iPhone more like iWannaDie May 30, 2017

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

grapefruits

huge or big testicles

his dick was small, but he had grapefruits

by c.t July 18, 2005

Grapefruit

The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.

"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"

by Gfruitstanguello April 8, 2013

grapevine

1. an unofficial source of rumors or news

2. formal dance move characterized by side steps and stepping across the support foot

Learned of the accusations from the grapevine.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2008

The Grape

A Blue flavored slushie plus watermelon vodka = the grape.

my new favorite way to get fucked up.

I was drinking The Grape all night and now i'm throwing up bright blue.

by slutfarm July 15, 2007