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Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!
by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023
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fletching

When a guy cums in a girl or guys asshole then licks out the cum and eats it!
Matt fucked Zac up the ass then fletched.
by PTakamoo October 11, 2003
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Bird Watching

The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.
Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.
by Baron Chill Predictor Of Death February 22, 2011
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Fail Watching

“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers
by Chetnugget April 10, 2009
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Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.
Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching
by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019
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watching the news

When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.
Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?

Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)

Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!
by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010
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Watching Spy x Family

Refers to having sex, especially in a public place like school. Also most relevant when parties involved are weebs.
Daniel and Sarah were watching spy x family in room 30 today
by wonium September 26, 2022
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