sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.

Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Barbara Bum Floss

when a hair gets stuck in your crack & you pull it out slowly.

I keep losing my hair but at least I've got some enjoyable barbara bum floss.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010

Russian Dental Floss

When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.

I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.

by Cock Cobbler October 22, 2011

Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.

Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.

by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018

Flossgasm

The euphoric release experienced when a large piece of foreign material is dislodged from one's teeth

After this romantic steak dinner, and a spicy movie on the big screen, accompanied by a bucket of delectable, butter covered popcorn, I'm going to take you home, seductively feed you Oreos, and then I'm going to give you multiple flossgasms...all...night...long!

by coreyfro January 2, 2009

Fossicker

prospector, e.g. for gold

by aenema August 16, 2003

Floss-Piece

a male or female sex friend whom is viewed by others as the complete package, but to you she's strictly used for sex and "flossing" to your friends and/or making other females jealous. (Because we all know how girls get when they see some competition)

Note: Only a true mack can acquire a floss-piece

Dan: Hey, did you see that girl I brought over to Rachel's last night?
Brad: Yeah, what's the deal with her? Are you two dating?
Dan: Haha, naw. She's just my weekend floss-piece.

by Pittsburgh's Finest March 12, 2011