Fancy Feast

Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.

Ulric: 'Look, there go a bunch of Russians.'
Mark: 'Those Fancy Feast eating mother fuckers.'

by Combinatoric April 1, 2017

Freestyle Master

Another name for the Paranoia Man.

by Samurai Katsu April 21, 2006

freakstick

Referring to someone who is whacked, has no common sense, and is generally annoying

You're bugging the hell out of me Freakstick!

by KarLee and David February 5, 2007

freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.

That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.

by dixie123 October 5, 2006

Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

Freat

Fucking neat

Bob: Hey did you see those fireworks, they were freat!
Rob: are you high or something?

Bob: freat means fucking great you retard. I'm ditching you until you find the time to culture yourself you worthless swine

by Kim_Jong_Un_loves_Korea July 16, 2016

Mexican Bean Feast

A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.

To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.

Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so

by captainspastic August 4, 2011