firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

first rate pussy

A young attractive woman with a tight vagina that has not been ran through and suitable to be a wife.

"There's nothing in the world like first rate pussy." -President Trump

by Chessesauce92 November 30, 2017

anything like your first name

Urbandictionary told you to look this up. So now you have. Why? You're a smartass. Or a blond/blonde. Either way, this is a total waste of your time and you've just lost about 4 minutes of your life from this useless piece of crap.
Congratulations.

look up anything like your first name

by one smartass blonde December 12, 2012

firestarter

A troubled, characterized person, who'll start major ruckus in a certain situation.

That guy just ran over a bunch of kids with his SUV. He's a firestarter!!

by Ragez October 6, 2003

from first to last

FFTL is a screamo band from Gainsville, Florida (except Sonny's from California, Derek is from there too, but moved to Florida to go to school. Travis is from Georgia. Matt's from Florida. Not sure where Jon is from). Matt is on guitar and does back up vocals, Sonny is on lead vocals and guitar for Kiss me I'm Contagious. Travis screams and does lead vocals on Kiss me I'm contagious and plays guitar. Jon screams or does "throat" and plays bass. Derek plays drums. Their debut EP was Asthetic with their original singer Phil and their debut albumn on Epitaph was Dear Diary My Teen Angst has a Bodycount with Sonny as their new singer, when Phil left before recording any vocals on Dear Diary.

I heart From First to Last

by Katie March 16, 2005

first kiss

Your first experience, with someone of the other/same sex, of having another person put his/her lips on yours.

First Girl: I can't believe what happened last night! Jake kissed me!
Second Girl: Omg your first kiss!

by angela March 11, 2004

Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.

Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.

by flashwildecard June 21, 2011