Festeezio

1. An individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play Halo or Halo 2 with competent ability.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.

"Default" is a festeezio, I do not want him on my team.

by Not Ass Assassin May 23, 2006

Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011

Felter

The act of taking advantage of handicapped accessories for personal gain.

I stole my mom's handicap sticker, so I could felter a parking spot.

by halbec October 31, 2011

keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

sam foster

a child born into rage abused by his father an absolute fucking disappointment to anyone who dares speak to him the biggest cry baby known to man whenever he's pushed or challenged on the field his immediate reaction is to start crying and whining like the pussy he is samuel foster is the type of man you would never want to be around his domineer is that of a petty child.

he cried like a sam foster #faggot#bitch boy#mommas boy#fagnitostarterkit#niggafaggot

by minorities1 November 18, 2019

Faster

a Youtuber that makes songs off of memes by skeppy and badboyhalo, is an awesome person.

BBH: did you see Faster's new song?
Skeppy: I was testing
BBH: OH MY GOSH SKEPPY, I'M BANNING YOU!

by BaldTownRoad69 September 12, 2019