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link farmer 

Someone who creates web pages that are either full of links to junk, or full of links to other links to other links. Link farmers harvest popular search engine terms from search engines such as "free games" or "free ebooks" and include these search terms in their link farm. However, the page never has any actual content relevant to the search term. A link farmer is a more passive form of email spammer, but uses junk web pages instead of junk email.
Link farmers are an Internet lifeform that are just as bad as email spammers.
link farmer by Sly_Foot March 24, 2006
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thot farmer 

A person who cares deeply about women and their rights
Hey did you hear about Sam? He's a total thot farmer.
thot farmer by Thot slayer Dio August 18, 2017

ukrainian farmer 

An absolute legend. Some say he stole Russian tanks with his tiny blue gypsy tractor
I've seen videos of the Ukrainian Farmer
ukrainian farmer by Dieter837 March 10, 2022

Chinese Farmer 

Term originates from MMORPGs. Used to describe a player who will do anything repeatedly in a MMORPG to make in game currency. This usually is done by killing a specific target repeatedly to nauseam.
The "Chinese" reference exists because, generally, this "Farming" of items is done by people of Asian decent.
Most players do not find this tactic to be terribly annoying unless it directly affects them. This is usually the case when a player must kill a monster for a quest or item that the "Chinese Farmer" is farming.
In these instances, the "Chinese Farmer" will go through a standard repitore of griefing. Tactics include reporting "Kill Stealing" to "Game Masters", "Training" other monsters onto the player, and/or using or threatning "hacks" on that player.
These "Chinese Farmers" usually sell the items or gold they aquire to other players via eBay, IGE, or Paypal. There are some "Farmers" that are said to make more than the U.S. minimum wage using this method.
I can't get my Robe of Eliteness because some Chinese Farmer is camping the Monster of RobeDropping.
Chinese Farmer by delslow June 18, 2005

Urban farmer

A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.
Carly won't shut up about her stupid farm and throwing sheep. What an urban farmer.
Urban farmer by Screw farmville February 11, 2010
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ganja farmer

An amazing song by Marlon Asher
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Yo yo!!
Big stinkin helicopter flow through di air
what dem call it dem call it weedeater
dem never did there when me wa totin water
or when me did applying fertilizer
yet outta di sky dem spittin fire
and im a little youth man with a hot temper
me dig up me stinkin rocket launcher
and in a di air dispense the helicopter
me ya chant
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Hear Chunne na man
Tru jah jah bless i with nuff a good vibes man
and true mi a di artist with di ganja inna di land
make doctors get nuff medication
and so dem coulda give it to dem sick patients
make get chemists get nuff medication
and so dem coulda brew new medication
make singers get some inspiration
and so dem coulda spread jah message pon di land... Me a chant
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Watch it
So me say ganja ganja ganja ganja
if you no waan to call it dat call it sensimillia
if you no waan to call it dat call it marijauna
if you no waan to call it dat call it di in de ca
me a bun it in a chalice and push it inna paper
Lorddddddd... thats how me love me ganja
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Ya ya!!
Well its like ten thousand babylon in one blue van
waan come trespass on dis man damn ganja land
its like ten thousand babylon in one blue van
waan come trespass on dis land
ganja planter
call me di farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja!!
ganja farmer by miguelllll June 17, 2008

dick farmer 

Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick
Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.
dick farmer by sadfasdfasdf August 3, 2007