A breed from the male species which is strongly convinced that being single was and is the best thing before sliced bread. Despite all attempts by family and friends to get them a girlfriend their stance remains firm.
Warning: Though they may seem to be too close to your crush do not give in...She's probably their cousin
Warning: Though they may seem to be too close to your crush do not give in...She's probably their cousin
Girl1: That guy over there looks like a catch
Girl2: Don't waste your time...volcanos grew cold waiting for him to date. Such a freeman
Girl2: Don't waste your time...volcanos grew cold waiting for him to date. Such a freeman
by TaffelDoek October 5, 2016
Get the freeman mug.When having unprotected sex in the missionary position with the man on top, the woman may wrap her legs around the man to stop him from pulling out. To make sure that the man can pull out he punches the women in the face until she either releases her legs, gets knocked unconscious or dies from the punches ensuring that the man walks away a freeman.
Steve: Hey Todd how was sex with Kelly last night?
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.
by El Mondo April 19, 2019
Get the Freeman mug.when a man ejaculates and leaves a very large quanity of semen all on her face while he takes dirty to her.
by Aaron aka AMillz September 7, 2008
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Get the Morgan Freeman mug.The man that, no matter what movie you see, will always be there. He is everywhere. Either narrating, acting, or just... Well, there. Has the most amazing voice along with James Earl Jones.
In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.
In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.
by That Brony Gamer Guy February 26, 2013
Get the Morgan Freeman mug.word created by The Colbert Report. The word freem was used in the opening of The Colbert Report beginning on Monday, January 8th. It's predecessors were "lincolnish" and "superstantial". The definition is not yet known. to see possible theories about the meaning, visit: www.colboard.com/viewtopic.php?t=16272
by colbertroxmysox22 January 15, 2007
Get the freem mug.When two of your facebook friends begin dating and they post about their romance online - over and over and over again.
Thankfully, the facemance between Mike and Jenny didn't last long. It's a good thing because their friends were blocking their ongoing "I love you pookie" posts.
by wornoutwriter November 4, 2010
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