Deep Funk

Profound sadness or even depression, especially when caused by a disappointing mistake. It was coined by the chess world champion Magnus Carlsen after loosing against Daniil Dubov because of a clamorous error leading to a quick mate.

"Loosing like this is frustrating, I'm on a deep funk." -Magnus Carlsen on Twitter
"I solved the whole problem all good but then I went 3x3 = 6 and I'm on a deep funk right now."
"I've been in a deep funk since my hamster died because I left the door open and let the cat in."

by Keizán January 3, 2021

rave funk

Refers to the soiled, vestigial mixture of dirt, sweat, spit, and other substances or liquids collected at the bottom of one's Jncos, Kikwears, or other wide-legged pant cuffs at the end of a night, or early morning, of partying or raving, particularly in a warehouse. Other materials collected on pant cuffs include globs of chewed gum, or even stickers that have come off candy ravers' sweaty faces and fallen to the floor. Rave funk is often accompanied by a dreadful scent mixing perspiration, mud, wet feet, Vicks Vapo Rub, or perhaps lotion, if one was rolling around in an e-puddle earlier that night.

After we emerged from the Home Base warehouse into the parking lot at 8 a.m. after a long, bass-filled night of San Francisco trance, I looked down as I dragged my Adidas Shell-Toes across the pavement and realized I had rave funk covering the bottoms of my pants.

by Cheri Lucas January 31, 2008

posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

to be in a funk

Temporary sadness. Feeling sad and down and not knowing why. No motivation to do anything and always tired. Almost like you're missing something but not know what it is. Like a small phase of depression that only lasts a couple days or weeks.

Megan really seems to be in a funk. She said she's really sad but doesn't know why. Hopefully she'll get out of her funk

by Idkfmllolloll April 17, 2017

Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

The respectable equivalent of "Bow-chicka-wow-woww."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

by Shapts August 27, 2009

Rational Funk

The name of a fresh northeastern ska/funk band whose name originated in a math class after "rational fuctions" was abbreviated to "rational func", and eventually to "Rational Funk". After years spent in music class and a day of learning about "rational fuctions", the northeastern ska band Rational Funk was born. Known for their funky cover of "American the Beautiful", renamed "American the Beauti-funk", and also their other patriotic funk-covers.

Dude, have you listened to Rational Funk play in the band room? They're so funkin' awesome!

by dspike50 January 4, 2010

The Funk Palace

A house of girls that are all the craziest mother fuckers you have ever met. Can out drink you, humiliate you, and then fuck you harder than you've ever known possible. If you enter one, you may never leave.

Bro 1: Where's Jeremy?
Bro 2: I don't know man, he went to the funk palace last night, we probably won't see him ever again.

by Funky Worm October 3, 2020