fecal Fetus

The fetal state of a child conceived from anal sex. From its anal birth the name changes to terdling, shit baby or little shit. As an adult they are called Shit heads or Shit for brains. Used as an insult.

Bronwyn: Jenna is a real Shit head!

Noel: Well her mom had a lot of anal sex.. and she was a fecal fetus.

Bronwyn: That really explains it!

by Kabuiki August 3, 2010

fecamania

an individual's obsession with smelling, tasting, and touching, feces. Inflicted individual may excessively daydream and talk about feces.

"Guys I took the hugest poop today and it smelled nice."
--"That girl definitely has fecamania or something"

by lkjhcgjub January 15, 2011

Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 8, 2013

fecalgasm

When one takes a shit so nice that they enter a state of euphoria.

"Joe why did you lay on the floor for five hours after you took that shit?" "I had a fecalgasm"

by Wizzil September 23, 2015

fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.

Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter

by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016

Feckadoodledoo

A curse word, appropriate for when fuck seems too aggressive but damn just won't do.

Feckadoodledoo, the Chinese takeaway place has run out of sweet and sour chicken.

by Peppersgal April 12, 2016

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017