fappetite

The urge to fap or masturbate

When i saw my mom in that porno, It killed my Fappetite

by The_ginger February 28, 2011

Fapple

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

by AngryPlatypus July 14, 2016

fapple

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

by xemness June 24, 2010

away fapping video

A video where you masturbate that you make for someone when you are away from them.

Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.

-Boyfriend- Hey babe, can you make me a "wink wink" video so I can feel better while you're away?
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking

by Ghostroses July 30, 2009

The Fappening

On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.

Where were you when The Fappening happened?

by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014

Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013

fapple

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.

I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.

by Shaddy_Dooby_Doo July 15, 2016