Dipping Easter Eggs 

When a man has his partner hold kool aid in their mouth while the man squats over their face and dip their testicles into the mouth in a tea-bagging motion ultimately dying his nuts his chosen shade of kool aid. For a little extra kink, the man faces his partners feet while dipping and gets a little tickle on his black eyed susan with his partners nose. (A little KY on the tip of the nose and you'll have a smoother landing). This can be made more festive with any holiday season with a little creative thought. For example, green for St. Patty's Day. Enjoy!

Do to an ill timed cough, Alice had trouble explaining to her mother why she was stained red on her face and most of her chest. She was well warned thought Eric as he showed of his brightly colored nuts to his impressed friends being the first to be "Dipping Easter Eggs".

Dipping Easter Eggs by bananas republic April 9, 2010

Today is Easter

Guess what it means.......come on

Today is easter!!!

Today is Easter by Bob and tom in teh morining April 23, 2004

Keister For Easter 

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter

"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"

Keister For Easter by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2009

Mara Easter 

a girl who likes to hunt for grasshoppers while shoving beatles in her ears, because she likes to hear them crunch. sometimes for fun, she will throw old people in front of trains that are coming at high speed so they will die. then, she and her fellow crow friends will go eat the remains and have a picnic. Sometimes Mara's enjoy dancing in the naked around trees with fruit growing out of it.

That girl is so fucked up, she's basically a Mara Easter.

Mara Easter by marasfriend7 May 1, 2011

Canadian Easter egg hunt 

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.

Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?

Canadian Easter egg hunt by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014

Dying Easter Eggs 

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.

Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.

Dying Easter Eggs by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017

Sicilian Easter Basket 

A form of fellatio where the scrotum and entire shaft of the penis are simultaneously suckled upon.

Have you seen that Fran Drescher? I bet she gives a mean Sicilian Easter Basket.

Sicilian Easter Basket by SicilianEasterBunny November 3, 2021