Sensible Erection

How the Japanese choose their leaders.

Last Tuesday they had a Sensible Erection in Tokyo.

by rainbow smasher September 4, 2003

Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

Res-Erection

To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.

She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!

by B77 September 18, 2012

affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds

oh god it’s affection erection hours

by shnackn March 6, 2019

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017