The Donkey Gene (or DG for short) is an inheritable trait that is most noticeable in white trash families. It is believed that all people are born with the Donkey Gene but your upbringing determines if the DG lies dormant or if it becomes active. If you are raised by a jackass who makes poor decisions then odds are, you will learn these undesirable decision making skills and thus the DG will most likely be activated.
Occasionally DG anomalies can occur. This is where people who are brought up by well rounded responsible parents somehow obtain an active DG. Conversely, people whose parents are complete morons sometimes manage to become responsible adults and break the DG cycle. Scientists have yet to determine why this happens
Occasionally DG anomalies can occur. This is where people who are brought up by well rounded responsible parents somehow obtain an active DG. Conversely, people whose parents are complete morons sometimes manage to become responsible adults and break the DG cycle. Scientists have yet to determine why this happens
Jack: Hey did you hear that Sally spent her tax return on a new stereo instead of fixing the busted out window in her trailer?
Jill: No, but that doesn't surprise me, last year she bought rims for her car even though the muffler was hanging off and the whole thing is held together by Bondo! I'm telling you, she's got the Donkey Gene!
Jill: No, but that doesn't surprise me, last year she bought rims for her car even though the muffler was hanging off and the whole thing is held together by Bondo! I'm telling you, she's got the Donkey Gene!
by ScooterGurrl March 10, 2008
Get the Donkey Genemug. by Ms. Dade County June 18, 2006
Get the act a donkeymug. Damn bro.....not that I was looking, but you got a donkey cock. or
I gave this whore my donkey cock the other night and she almost went into convulsions it was so huge.
I gave this whore my donkey cock the other night and she almost went into convulsions it was so huge.
by Baloon Knot Bill July 12, 2009
Get the Donkey Cockmug. a girl who after performing oral sex carries the cum in her mouth to the nearest sink to spit it out, hence the donkey refrence.
by ufodog624 July 29, 2008
Get the cum donkeymug. Childs or immature adults game thought to have originated in Texas.
The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.
Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.
2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.
3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".
4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.
5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.
Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.
2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.
3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".
4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.
5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
by BJJ December 15, 2008
Get the Rubber Donkeymug. A really ugly girl, one that has the face of a rottweiler chewing a wasp. Sometimes judged by actions as well as looks. See swampdonkey.
by nerk0 November 30, 2004
Get the gravel-donkeymug. A form of execution and torture, the naked victim is placed on a wooden v-shaped saddle and cannon balls are shackled to his feet, gradualy tearing him in half.
by NuMbAh 23 sOoPaHmAn April 25, 2006
Get the spanish donkeymug.